﻿{"id":10353,"date":"2016-03-30T12:31:19","date_gmt":"2016-03-30T10:31:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/?p=10353"},"modified":"2016-03-30T12:31:19","modified_gmt":"2016-03-30T10:31:19","slug":"post-maledetto-puesto-maldito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/?p=10353","title":{"rendered":"Post maledetto (puesto maldito)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Porta dimensionale (ce ne sono ovunque) che comunica direttamente con il pianeta Terra, Civitanova Marche Strada Statale 16 Adriatica.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10387\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-10387\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door.png\" alt=\"dimensional door\" width=\"800\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door.png 2047w, https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door-300x154.png 300w, https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door-768x394.png 768w, https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door-477x245.png 477w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Per capire se la porta e&#8217; funzionante\u00a0suonare il citofono e chiedere di Gigi altrimenti se c&#8217;e&#8217; la cremeria.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oppure per i piu&#8217; tecnici inquadrare\u00a0la porta con una telecamera o occhiali speciali a infrarossi e vedere se emette luce rossa.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Questa porta e&#8217; attiva, <strong>qualora quelli della Terra cercassero ulteriori scuse<\/strong> per non arrivare e\/o riportarmi a casa.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A tal proposito <strong>e&#8217; stata formulata\u00a0un&#8217;offerta clamorosa<\/strong>; se non ci dichiari guerra per questo scherzetto degli ultimi 82 mesi (spillo, campioni del mondo!), con i soldi degli stupidi contribuenti ti faremo vivere per sempre all&#8217;interno di un aereo in volo pieno di coca e fiche (le famigerate modelle di GQ, il peggio del peggio), pur di saperti tra noi (il blasone dei pezzenti mentali) ma senza vedere piu&#8217; un etero e soprattutto un pene (il delirio dei pezzenti mentali) sulla terra ferma.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oppure sull&#8217;Himalaya come vorrebbe benedetto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Argomentoni da affrontare nel prossimo post (pisichiatri allertati), intanto pero&#8217; la vostra opinione (sondaggio anonimo):<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"yop-poll-container\" data-yop-poll-id=\"1\"><script 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