﻿{"id":10353,"date":"2016-03-30T12:31:19","date_gmt":"2016-03-30T10:31:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/?p=10353"},"modified":"2016-03-30T12:31:19","modified_gmt":"2016-03-30T10:31:19","slug":"post-maledetto-puesto-maldito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/?p=10353","title":{"rendered":"Post maledetto (puesto maldito)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Porta dimensionale (ce ne sono ovunque) che comunica direttamente con il pianeta Terra, Civitanova Marche Strada Statale 16 Adriatica.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10387\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-10387\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door.png\" alt=\"dimensional door\" width=\"800\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door.png 2047w, https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door-300x154.png 300w, https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door-768x394.png 768w, https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/dimensional-door-477x245.png 477w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Per capire se la porta e&#8217; funzionante\u00a0suonare il citofono e chiedere di Gigi altrimenti se c&#8217;e&#8217; la cremeria.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oppure per i piu&#8217; tecnici inquadrare\u00a0la porta con una telecamera o occhiali speciali a infrarossi e vedere se emette luce rossa.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Questa porta e&#8217; attiva, <strong>qualora quelli della Terra cercassero ulteriori scuse<\/strong> per non arrivare e\/o riportarmi a casa.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A tal proposito <strong>e&#8217; stata formulata\u00a0un&#8217;offerta clamorosa<\/strong>; se non ci dichiari guerra per questo scherzetto degli ultimi 82 mesi (spillo, campioni del mondo!), con i soldi degli stupidi contribuenti ti faremo vivere per sempre all&#8217;interno di un aereo in volo pieno di coca e fiche (le famigerate modelle di GQ, il peggio del peggio), pur di saperti tra noi (il blasone dei pezzenti mentali) ma senza vedere piu&#8217; un etero e soprattutto un pene (il delirio dei pezzenti mentali) sulla terra ferma.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oppure sull&#8217;Himalaya come vorrebbe benedetto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Argomentoni da affrontare nel prossimo post (pisichiatri allertati), intanto pero&#8217; 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padding: 0px 10px;\" data-error=\"#ff0000\" data-success=\"#008000\"><p class=\"basic-message-text\" style=\"color:#000000; font-size:14px; font-weight:normal;\"><\/p><\/div><div class=\"basic-overlay hide\"><div class=\"basic-vote-options\"><div class=\"basic-anonymous\"><button type=\"button\" class=\"btn btn-default\">Anonymous Vote<\/button><\/div><div class=\"basic-wordpress\"><button type=\"button\" class=\"btn btn-default basic-wordpress-button\">Sign in with WordPress<\/button><\/div><\/div><div class=\"basic-preloader\"><div class=\"basic-windows8\"><div class=\"basic-wBall basic-wBall_1\"><div class=\"basic-wInnerBall\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"basic-wBall basic-wBall_2\"><div class=\"basic-wInnerBall\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"basic-wBall basic-wBall_3\"><div class=\"basic-wInnerBall\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"basic-wBall basic-wBall_4\"><div class=\"basic-wInnerBall\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"basic-wBall basic-wBall_5\"><div class=\"basic-wInnerBall\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><form class=\"basic-form\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"_token\" value=\"da81d5d1b6\" autocomplete=\"off\"><div class=\"basic-elements\"><div class=\"basic-element basic-question basic-question-text-vertical\" data-id=\"1\" data-uid=\"822b7519631cd52ea13023f52d1aaaaf\" data-type=\"question\" data-question-type=\"text\" data-allow-multiple=\"no\" data-min=\"1\" data-max=\"3\" data-display=\"vertical\" data-colnum=\"2\" data-display-others=\"no\" data-others-color=\"\" data-others=\"\"><div role=\"heading\" aria-level=\"5\" class=\"basic-question-title\" style=\"color:#ffffff; font-size:16px; font-weight:normal; text-align:center;\">Davanti alle modelle strafatte di GQ in volo, qual&#039;e&#039; il tuo consiglio?<\/div><ul class=\"basic-answers\"><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"1\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"0\" data-color=\"FBD55E\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[1]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[1]\" name=\"answer[1]\" value=\"1\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal;\" tabindex=\"0\">Fattele, fattele in tutte le posizioni e poi fatte una piada co-la-coca<\/span><\/label><\/div><\/li><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"2\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"0\" data-color=\"FBD55E\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[2]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[2]\" name=\"answer[1]\" value=\"2\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal;\" tabindex=\"0\">Prima fatte una piada co-la-coca e poi sbattitele pure su li flaps<\/span><\/label><\/div><\/li><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"3\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"0\" data-color=\"FBD55E\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[3]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[3]\" name=\"answer[1]\" value=\"3\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal;\" tabindex=\"0\">Inizia con un approccio disinteressato e domande generiche e poi strappeglie li slip<\/span><\/label><\/div><\/li><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"4\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"0\" data-color=\"FBD55E\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[4]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[4]\" name=\"answer[1]\" value=\"4\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal;\" tabindex=\"0\">Fingiti impegnato sentimentalmente, mostra la fede nuziale e slacciate la patta<\/span><\/label><\/div><\/li><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"5\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"0\" data-color=\"FBD55E\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[5]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[5]\" name=\"answer[1]\" value=\"5\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal;\" tabindex=\"0\">Finisciglie tutta la coca, buttate senza paracadute e goditi il viaggio<\/span><\/label><\/div><\/li><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"8\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"0\" data-color=\"FBD55E\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[8]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[8]\" name=\"answer[1]\" value=\"8\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal;\" tabindex=\"0\">Finisciglie tutta la coca, entra in cabina e metti tutto a palla<\/span><\/label><\/div><\/li><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"9\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"0\" data-color=\"FBD55E\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[9]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[9]\" name=\"answer[1]\" value=\"9\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal;\" tabindex=\"0\">Ho conosciuto jente anche meno demmerda, io scenderei<\/span><\/label><\/div><\/li><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"10\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"0\" data-color=\"FBD55E\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[10]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[10]\" name=\"answer[1]\" value=\"10\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal;\" tabindex=\"0\">Prendi l&#039;Himalaya, mettilo tutto nel retto di benedetto e poi devastale<\/span><\/label><\/div><\/li><\/ul><\/div><div class=\"clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"basic-vote\"><a href=\"#\" class=\"button basic-vote-button\" role=\"button\" style=\"background:#ffffff; border:1px; border-style: solid; border-color:#000; border-radius:0px; padding:5px 10px; color:#000; font-size:14px; font-weight:normal;\">vote<\/a><\/div><\/form><div class=\"yop-poll-modal\"><div class=\"yop-poll-modal-content\"><div class=\"yop-poll-modal-header\"><span class=\"yop-poll-modal-close\">&times;<\/span><\/div><div class=\"yop-poll-modal-body\"><div class=\"yop-poll-form-group\"><label class=\"yop-poll-user-or-email-label\">Username or Email Address<\/label><input type=\"text\" class=\"yop-poll-user-or-email-input\" autocomplete=\"off\"><\/div><div class=\"yop-poll-form-group\"><label class=\"yop-poll-password-label\">Password<\/label><input type=\"password\" class=\"yop-poll-password-input\" autocomplete=\"off\"><\/div><div class=\"yop-poll-form-group submit\"><button class=\"button button-primary button-large yop-poll-login-button\">Log In<\/button><\/div><div class=\"yop-poll-form-group yop-poll-section-login-options\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pieralberto.net\/secondopiero\/wp-login.php?action=register\" target=\"_blank\">No account? 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